Chinese GL

- Shen Ni when will you learn not to start games you aren't willing to finish XD There's a line about how Shen Ni was the one to first suggest their eventual divorce, and now the very stones she tossed in the air are falling on her own head, and honestly that pretty much describes Shen Ni. So clever that most of her problems are entirely of her own making. Love that for her.

- Someone save this poor plushie

- I have to laugh at how Bian Jin can see through Shen Ni's tricks but can't quite manage to see just how desperately Shen Ni wants in her pants.

- Shen Ni calling to the kitchens for popcorn snacks whilst she watches the bounty hunters via spybird livestream is absolutely iconic.

- a highkey mysterious passage about how Bian Jin will leave Chang'an when the time comes, how someone has a lock on her body and soul, and Chang'an was only ever a dream WHAT! DOES! THIS! MEAN!?!?!?!??! WHAT IS IN YOUR HEAD BIAN JIN?

- I see you there, second narrative mention of a top-tier machinist who disappeared several years ago. I see you. (Absolutely wild guess: a time-traveller?)

- I absolutely lost it at 沈乖乖/Shen Guaiguai. Also I so badly want to see Bian Jin actually call her that at some point because I think it would short-circuit Shen Ni's brain.